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Stay fly, Stay high


I see girls my age with guys who take them for evening drinks and weekends away and road trips and wear shirts and ties and go to family events together and take cute pictures and why cants I have that too I’m sick of wasting my damn time. :(

"Its not just about sex… Don’t get me wrong sex is fucking great… But when you have a connection with someone… When you feel so strong for someone… Just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak… You just cant beat that…"


so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT


I asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason