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"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
-My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)

raptorific:

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

666meme:

i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying

unclefather:

i’ll buy myself a big ass wedding ring i’ll marry my own damn self

sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you