Dark Tumblr Themes
Stay fly, Stay high
"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
-My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)


I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”


i speak four languages and they’re called horny sad hungry and annoying


i’ll buy myself a big ass wedding ring i’ll marry my own damn self


all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you